A poet was married…
In the primary assembly, the groom in his literary language
The starting of the dialog with the bride was one thing like this…
"Dear, from today you are my poem, desire, feeling, wishing .."
On listening to this the bride advised the groom…
'For me additionally from today you might be my Mukesh, Mitesh, Rajesh, Ramesh ..'
Pappu bought a job within the zoo
He didn’t lock the lion's cage
Officer- Pappu, why didn't you lock the lion's cage? <! –
Pappu – what is required! Who would steal such a harmful animal?
Pappu was fired on day one
Angry at father and son ..
Father- You do not need a working method.
Told you to convey mint and also you introduced this coriander.
An fool like you need to be thrown out of the home.
Son- let's go collectively
Son- Because Mom was saying that that is fenugreek !?
Ramu was going into the forest when a snake chew him on the leg.
Ramu bought indignant and mentioned with a leg ahead – reduce it, reduce it as a lot as you need.
The snake bitten once more three or 4 occasions and mentioned tiredly, are you a human or a ghost?
Ramu- I’m a human however my brother in legislation is faux.