Pappu: I’ve stopped ingesting liquor.
Raju: Hey how lengthy?
Pappu: From the identical day after I used to seek out my cellphone in the identical flashlight for half an hour at evening.
Ajay: Who is Sayana Banda in today's age?
Ajay: One who goes to scrub his palms on the time of giving the invoice within the resort and comes again and stated, "Oh I would have given it."
Son ( outdated photograph): Mother, who’s with you on this photograph?
Mother: You are the daddy.
Son: So why can we stay with this bald?
Pappu: Jio's plan has precipitated probably the most injury to the thieves.
Pappu: Whichever home the thief goes to steal, some lover is discovered awake.