Wife – What made you assume that you just raised a canine?
Husband – so that folks can know who’s barking!
Wife – How a lot do you like me?
Husband – You can't even assume!
Wife – Still how a lot?
Husband – a lot coronary heart desires to get one other one such as you.
True story of husbands
Some are getting a lot punishment for demanding;
While fulfilling that demand, we’re dying!
Wife – A lady got here to my dream yesterday.
Husband – should have come alone?
Wife – How have you learnt?
Husband – Her husband got here to my dream.