Doctor – How are your tooth damaged?
Patient- spouse made arduous bread ..
Doctor- I refuse to eat ..
Patient- I did the identical…
Wife: Listen, it has been printed within the newspaper that consuming alcohol is dangerous for well being ..
Drunken husband: So ought to I cease it ..?
Wife: Yes, completely promise that you’ll cease all this from today ..
Husband: I promise you by no means break it, now the newspapers cease coming dwelling from tomorrow ..
Got ass on the best way
Wife bought a joke
Wife- You are a relative- Hello
Husband was too bastard
Said hiya father in regulation ..
Hurt me ..
Ruin me ..
Give bother ..
Crush me with the truck ..
Drop me from the height of Mount Everest ..
Follow me ..
God- Abe, don't converse in a single line that I would like spouse ..