Bravo producer Andy Cohen provided a extremely entertaining working commentary of a Vanderpump Rules throwback day.
Bravo reran the collection from season one and Cohen couldn’t recover from how younger (and skinny) your complete solid was throughout that flagship season. He watched the present whereas being quarantined in his New York City condominium. He obtained closely concerned within the Jax Taylor and Laura-Leigh Moser drama, particularly when Taylor ditched the aspiring actress after her emotional Alcoholics Anonymous assembly.
But Cohen additionally thought it was humorous there have been a number of peripheral solid members from season one who he couldn’t recall. However, the very best remark, which might make Scheana Shay really feel fairly good, was that Cohen thinks Shay is one solid member who nonetheless seems the identical.
‘They all look amazing’
A working theme in Cohen’s commentary was how good the solid regarded again in 2013. Many solid members had been nonetheless of their twenties or early thirties and had been simply bartenders and servers at Lisa Vanderpump’s SUR restaurant.
“I imply, Vanderpump Rules, season one, that is actual good,” Cohen remarks from his mattress in his Instagram story. “And I gotta tell you something, they all look amazing! They’re all hot and this poor Laura-Leigh, who Jax winds up dumping, horribly.”
But he returns to marveling on the solid’s hotness. “They all look so good!” Suddenly the notorious employees assembly comes on when Moser calls out different servers for attacking her. But Cohen’s consideration stays on the aesthetics. “They’re all so young and thin! And hot! Ah, the guys are so hot. I’m into this.” Meanwhile, Moser is giving it again to Stassi Schroeder on the assembly and Cohen is completely there for it.
Everyone has modified (however Scheana Shay)
Cohen then realizes he has no concept who among the servers are on the present. “Who is Kelly? I don’t know who any of these women are? Who’s Tierney? No recollection! And Danielle? No recollection.”
Schroeder is within the scene and Cohen remarks about how she was 24 years outdated on the time however regarded 12. The scene modified to Scheana Shay’s large second on stage the place she carried out (and Ariana Madix was one in all her backup dancers). Cohen all of the sudden realizes Shay hasn’t modified in any respect. “Scheana’s singing! Scheana seems precisely the identical! I imply like … “
But he’s actually invested within the Jax and Laura-Leigh storyline
The storyline between Taylor and Moser has Cohen severely in its grips. He says he must get to work however he can’t appear to tear himself away from the tv. “Jax and Laura-Leigh just can’t stop f**king,” he says. “And you know what, I don’t blame them. I mean, if I were them, I would not stop f**king either. But it is so sad knowing he’s going to break up with her after that AA meeting.”
He likens the entire breakup to a gradual automobile crash. But added once more, “They’re young and thin.” During the large breakup scene, Cohen can’t assist however discover how younger Taylor was on the time. “By the way, this is how young Jax is, I see some acne or a pimple. That’s how young he is.”
Vanderpump Rules season eight is on Tuesday evening at 9/8c on Bravo.